The story - we both play Throw The Bungee Mouse For Me with Thomas (it's either that or lose some skin...), so I was doing just that while reading on the computer.
Bungee Mouse is duly thrown for the black and white menace in cat form.
Bungee Mouse is thrown badly because the attending human isn't paying attention.
Mouse lands on Teddy, who is sleeping the sleep of the just.
Thomas lands on Teddy (and the Mouse) a split second later.
Teddy takes off vertically from a sitting (well, sprawling) position, apparently unimpeded by mundane things like gravity.
Human is helpless with laughter, tears streaming and stomach muscles aching.
I am Evil. :)